Super Cheesy Responses to Pickup Lines

Hyrum Rasmussen, Author

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“Are you a camera? Cause every time I look at you I smile!”….”Well you aren’t worthy of my flash.”

Here are some pretty neat and funny responses for when you get that awkward pickup line dropped on you. Choose the best one and get yourself out (or even deeper into) a crazy pickup situation!

1. Pickup line- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Response- You obviously didn’t fall hard enough for my band aid.

2. Pickup line- You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line!

Response- Hopefully I can forget this conversation.

3. Pickup line- Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Response-   I don’t have a map, but you’re on the right track for getting lost.

4. Pickup line- Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?

Response- Well are you made Copper and Tellurium? Cause you are CuTe.

5. Pickup line- Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Response- I have a hunch that you are on the naughty list.

6.  Pickup line- Did you invent the plane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

Response- You seem like you fell from heaven , but I’m more into helicopters

7. Pickup line- Are you a bag of trash? Because I’d like to take you out!

Response- Its trash can, not trash cannot. So sure!

8. Pickup line- You must be Google, because you already have everything I am looking for…

Response- I hope you didn’t press the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button, because you’re about to be horribly disappointed.

9. Pickup line- Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other!

Response- Well you just ruined this opporTUNAty.

These responses are sure crazy and will get a great response (happy or sad)!  Comment below with your favorite and most trusted pickup line!

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